Salma Hayek recently attended a press conference for Ugly Betty.  Much like she does in the show, she made sure to show off her giant melons so guys and lesbians will want to tune in.  It doesn’t mean the show is any good but then again, how could it be bad with old grandma Salma on it?

             

Salma Hayek likes to change her clothes outside where other people might see her.  And that’s great because it allows me to gather data for my paper I’m writing on beautiful babes.  Now, Salma is not quite a MILF (no children) but she is someone ILF.

Measurements: 36C-25-37 (Source: Celebrity Sleuth magazine)

   

Salma Hayek will be playing a stripper in her next film, “Keep Coming Back”. William H. Macy will also be in the film, most likely drooling over Salma’s gigantic funbags. Details are slim but there is a short blurb of info from the IMDb:

“A good teenager with a bad heart condition and a crush on a stipper (Hayek) twice his age opts to join her Alcoholics Anonymous group just so he can be in the same room with her.”

Salma was on the television program Ugly Betty last week showing off her melons and of course we have visual proof: