Welcome, luminary report fans, to The Hollywood Report Caption Contest, a Friday convention, right away in a 57th week . How does a single take partial in a Caption Contest?

• Think of your most appropriate caption for a luminary print below.
• Click “comments, ” as well as fill out a discerning form . That’s it.

This week’s luminary picture: New York Yankees slugger as well as tip turkey of a year claimant Alex Rodriguez entertaining upon .. . something . What could it be?!

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