Here’s the first: Kim Kardashian is essentially stealing herself from an event to be photographed.

We don’t stop her you do which when Ray J had the camera, or when any luminary report contributor wants to snap the shot of Kim as well as brand new beloved Reggie Bush.

If Kardashian someway began to evade the spotlight, you tremble to consider how else the party headlines universe competence retreat itself.

Will Perez Hilton stop slinging sand opposite Barack Obama?

Will Britney Spears wear hoop skirt during all times ?

Will Heather Mills stop digging for gold?

Will Matt Grant wed the lady he chooses upon The Bachelor?

Please, Kim, hang out your donkey for the subsequent photographer as well as give us the large grin . Make all normal again.

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